You love Hadoop because it is flexible, robust, and reliable. The
same is true of this plush elephant. Officially licensed by the
Apache Software Foundation, this elephant is cuddly, lovable, and
can MapReduce like nobody’s business. When he valiantly guards
your cubicle, he is a symbol of BigData enormity and power. For
your non-geek family, he has a gentle smile, floppy ears, and is
very, very yellow. This toy complies with the ASTM F963-11 as
well as CPSIA toy safety regulations.