ALL YOU CAN EAT

Steel Panther is the best rock band on planet EARTH!

The inconvenient truth is that Steel Panther is the best hard rock group making records today. This is their third release and it's as good as the last two, though more accomplished musically. The songs are air tight musically - the songwriting is very very strong and varied. Their mastery of all styles of rock writing is undeniable to anyone not willing to dismiss them for humorous lyrics. There isn't a dud on this record, and none of the songs are alike. I agree with Michael Starr that this is the first record where Steel Panther's influences aren't obvious and they have their own well honed sound.But Steel Panther aren't just a bunch of guys that write great catchy songs, they are also some of the best musicians working today. Everyone of these guys is saturated in ridiculous amounts of talent. Michael Starr is a fantastic singer - he has the David Lee Roth scream down to a science, but he also has his own voice and a mastery of expressive singing.And it's hats off to Satchel - who I suspect writes all of the tunes in spite of the credits. His mastery of the guitar is simply jaw dropping. He has full command of every modern technique, but instead of endless repetition or mindless noodling - his solos are thoughtful and invested in the song. I know I'll get protests from all the fans of our established guitar heroes, but Satchel sweeps the floor with everyone alive but Jeff Beck. He writes better songs and his solos reveal an intelligence that simply isn't found in most accomplished guitarists these days.Finally, a good rock group starts with the drums for me. Groups that lay out the 4/4 beat leave me cold. What's great about Steel Panther is the drum parts are part of the song, much as they are in Zeppelin, Metallica and Slayer. Stix is clearly instrumental (sorry) in arranging the songs and pushing them to the next level, which often makes the difference between a fully realized sound and a group that's bores after a few listens.

Steel Panther's new All You Can Eat album is a blast, these guys have had in my opinion 3 excellent albums in a row and have single handedly kept the spirit of the 1980's hair metal band alive, five stars all the way. Now with that out of the way, the vinyl i got came with a big problem, DUST, DUST EVERYWHERE. As i was holding the still sealed record i could hear it sliding slightly back and forth in the sleeve and it sounded like it was scraping something, so i tore the shrink-wrap off and as i preceded to slide the vinyl out this heavy grainy dust poured out with it, just like sand on a beach except on my NEW vinyl album. Now is this the case with all produced vinyl copies of this album? I don't know, but i'm not the only reviewer who got one like this. Thankfully i was able to clean the grainy dust off the vinyl and out of the sleeve, but this is an unacceptable manufacturer mess up.

The subject matter of the songs on this album is pure filth. This might be the first album I've bought that I would consider porn music.With that being said, this album is also one of the most enjoyable albums I have heard in a long time. I like to read all lyrics when I listen to a new album for the first time. The lyrics are printed kinda small, but I was able to keep up pretty well. That is until I started laughing so hard I couldn't keep my place. I kept losing my place because I couldn't see through tears of laughter. This album is so well done, I can't find anything wrong with it. The singing, playing and songs on this album are all great. Sound quality is great also.All you can eat for sure! Impressive.

OMG, Satchel and the musicianship has gone up... I always knew Satchel was a much better guitar player then he was pretending to be, but hey... gotta pay the bills! Anyway, the song writing and guitar playing is through the roof! HOWEVER.... I am just a bit disappointed that they muck it all up with total guttermouth cheesey garbage lyrics.OK GUYS .... before you say it.... YES... I GET IT!!! I know who Steel Panther is... I understand it's part of their persona! I have seen them twice in concert, I have all their albums, but somehow, they they have turned the gross notch up to 11 and it's just beginning to overshadow the awesome songs with ... well.... teenage pottymouthness. Too much of anything is just that.. too much.

Seriously, great album. Disregard the funny song titles as being childish or immature. Some amazing guitar work by Satchel, lead vocals from Starr sound amazing, Stix doing a great job on the drums as usual, and Lexxi looking good as always and not really playing due to Satchel filling in for bass. Not only is this album raunchy goodness, but it's actually a lot harder than I thought it was going to be. It has a good mix with 80's glam "metal" with current heavy-rock/metal tones. Awesome cover for the album too, I wouldn't expect anything less from the Steel.I actually think this album is better than Feel the Steel and Balls Out.5/5, Fanthers will not be dissatisfied with this album.

What a wild and emotional ride Steel Panther takes you on in their latest installment! The debut song, Party Like Tomorrow is the End of the World, topped the charts even before it was recorded in the studio. The popularity of Steel Panther is simply unstoppable.The power-ballad love song is still alive and well with songs like Gloryhole and Gangbang at the Old Folks Home. The true essence of Steel Panther's soft side is perfectly summed up in the song Bukkake Tears, which is probably the seminal ode to love since Come on Eileen.If you really want to know what the future of the Eighties is, just give Steel Panther a listen!

I thought it couldn't get any better but it does!!!!The new album is such fun,i was walking to work and I burst out laughing..its funny and it rocks!!...Musically its amazing and the production is fab!!..no space fillers either.Best ten quid ive spent in ages.If only the other bands could match Steel Panther we would have one amazing music scene!!!...Back to the future...

Good album. Plays well apart from the usual static. However, the version I received is black vinyl and not coloured vinyl as per the product description.

What can I say about the latest serving from Steel Panther. Lyrically up to the usual hilarious standard, with many many laugh out loud moments as you listen to each track. The more you listen the more lyrics you hear. Musically it is another fantastic album, with tracks which sound excellent from the studio, but you know will be mind blowing live. If you know what Steel Panther are all about do not hesitate to buy this. You will love it.

A fantastic album, both musically and comedically. The irony and stupidity combined is just brilliant. I laughed from start to finish.

Steel Panther is the only alive hard rockers who bring the 80s of heavy metal with lots of fun to us...a few words about the record; the sound is great as always, lyrics are great as usual...and the band is at their best.Do not miss it....!