Wildfireaverage Joe The Mechanic, Andy, Vanilla

This is a great product, especially for the price. This is my first sex toy and It's a comfortable size and feels really good. I was worried It'd be too big, but it was fine if you're patient with yourself. It isn't hard, and flexible and comfortable in most positions. I haven't had any problems with it and have used it close to a dozen times and there isn't any sign of wear and tear. It does come out of the packaging smelling like a box of crayons and that smell has diminished, but still remains after multiple washes.My only complaint is that it came in a padded envelope in its original packaging. The original packaging is a little bulky but someone might be able to guess what's inside. I'd just lie and say you ordered a water bottle or body spray or something cylindrical. You could also order multiple things if you want to avoid this problem.

I ordered this a couple of days ago. So, shipping was super fast! I was very excited, as I have never had a dildo before, only vibrators. I was skeptical that I would still prefer my vibrators over this, but it definitely proved me wrong. All of my toys will be taking a back seat. This thing is great, and it does make me want to try more from the Average Joe line. The material feels very life like and warms up to you as you use it. Andy does have some girth, so I suggest some lubricant upon first use. He is bigger than I anticipated, but not huge. It was PERFECT. Probably the best toy purchase that I have made. I suggest this dildo for someone looking for a toy closest to 'the real thing'. I would even say for beginners this should be fine, as long as lubricant is used until you are used to the girth of the toy. Also, shipping was discrete, so thanks for that! ;) Bottom line, get this. You won't be disappointed. I am very satisfied with this toy!

I didn't know what to expect when ordering this from Amazon, but my excitement to use this turned to disappointment once I opened the package.I liked the gimmicky packaging and bought this for use in the bedroom with the hubby. Due to a heavy work and travel schedule I tossed the Amazon box in my room when it arrived and didn't open it until the following month. When I did open it, the item smelled horrible, like cheap plastic and seemed to have a fine coating of a powdery substance on it. Even after cleaning it with toy cleaners and dawn dish soap and leaving it out to air, this thing still smelled horrendous and the smell and powder like film transferred to my hands after handling it. No way was this thing going anywhere near inside me. Since I didn't even open the box until after the 30 day return policy had surpassed I placed in in a small brown bag and trashed it. Better to be out a few bucks then have chemical burned or who knows what to my lady bits from this nasty product.

Many people are surprised by the size of this toy, however this is to my knowledge one of their thickest and longest toys in their collection, with most of the others being truly 'average'. Some people have also complained of a powdered substance on the toy, it is probably cornstarch to maintain a soft feeling to the outside of the toy. If you read the backs of some of the products in the Average Joe line they recommend applying cornstarch after use for the same reason it comes on the toy already. High quality silicone lubes may be used with this toy BUT you must wash it off immediately after use as with any toy that reacts with silicone. This line of products is great and friends have told me that these feel most like the real thing, which I definitely agree with. I would highly recommend the The Cowboy as well as any other product in this line.

Perfect size, great material and feel to it. Reminds me of a real penis. Only slight problem is the smell of it. But I'm hoping that with washing it a few times the smell will go away or at least lessen

Absolutely love the feel and texture. We have bought this twice and the suction cup won't withstand a harness. The base has ripped off with both of them.

The seller promised it shipped within twenty-four hours and they weren't kidding. By the next day I was notified that it had been shipped (Friday) and it was delivered on Monday. Very well indeed.The product bigger than I expected, but no complaints. I even measured it and the details described by the description did match. This is my first purchase of this nature, so I cannot officially say how great it is, but it gets the job done.

It's sad it keeps breaking since my wife loves this toy. We bought this toy twice and both times it broke at the suction cup within minutes.