The Adventures of Young Van Helsing

Behold! The Prophet Elijah speaks: Oh ye people of the world, gather thy selves from distant lands of the Earth and heed my words. Among us sleeps the dormant Simon Magus, levitator, dreadful angle and utterer of unholy sounds. This monster has recently been put to sleep by the brave young Michael Van Helsing and his unlikely band of companions, but his indesructible ashes remain. These ashes can't be broken down at a cellular level, are capable of genetically reanimating dead tissue and are acidic in nature. Remember the following incantation and send copies of it to beings of all galaxies in the universe, that all might be prepared to recite it when the planets align and good and evil merge: "Breth glof mur hithdu ndfkir med urksht. Mey qwerf hujikolp bhu zse." We have learned from Young Van Helsing's quest that God's Scepter can easily be lost by the wayward children of postal workers. It is thus likely that other of God's important tools stored in the Great Warehouse will be misplaced. Hear my prophetic words oh ye people- let us barcode and database these items, georeference their localities and image them using digital technology that they may called upon efficiently in time of need. Further more we must unite other warehouses of the world, each with its unique warehouse code to be incorporated into the unique identifier barcodes. Farewell, and may the Belongings of God Online Database be with us.

Watched it, didn't impress me, but for price it was ok.

Item exactly as described.

The WORST movie I have every seen, and I've seen thousands. I will be destroying my copy, lest it fall into innocent hands and corrupt their preception of what a movie should be. Truly abominable. No redeeming qualities. Run from it.

This movie was so bad we had to pause it while we laughed hysterically at the bad acting, script, etc.. don't believe me, then look at this quote.. "Yeah, let's slap some peanut butter on this jam." /:-\..riiiight.

This is a campy type of movie. The acting is not that great, but the movie was ok. The DVD shows some behind-the-scenes making of a prop that wasn't used much during the movie called the zombie dog. It was amazing all that went into making this prop and then due to time constraints, the prop was barely used.

i love crappy movies and let me tell you this one takes the cake. it has the worst acting ever. the basic plot of the movie would have been great if they had started to action earlier in the film cuz the only real action is about 20 minutes before the movie is over when they are fighting the monster and ten minutes later that is over and they're at prom. and seriously what the heck is up with that loser "actor" they have as the boyfriend of that girl. but i still love this movie, i've seen it like 15 times and i always force my friends to watch it.

Poorly written, BAD acting, confused storyline. This, basically, has no redeeming features other than that the gory parts aren't particularly gory.