The Original Banana Guard - Passionate Purple

i was looking for a dildo but this was a great gag gift

Why no reviews for any of the many colors of these, but nothing but glowing reviews for the seller? Was I really the first sucker, err...customer, or the only one to receive a defective unit? Seems sketchy...anyhow, I just received mine and it's useless. The 3' long hinge is only attached at the top for about 1/2' of so thin a plastic strip that you can see light through it. Is dealbonanza even an authorized seller of these? Not that the manufacturer's website inspires any confidence...back to the search for a banana protector that isn't trash!

I hate mashed bananas and this it a great solution! It’s quite the conversation starter as well...

Love that this isn’t made in China but the bend in it is far too harsh and I couldn’t get a banana to fit. It was also so huge and comical looking that I just couldn’t deal.